Sweet wishes are overrated.

This vintage-style Bigfoot graphic tee features one seriously unbothered Sasquatch making a wish—and silently daring somebody to test her. The distressed artwork, bold retro lettering and savage punchline make it perfect for women who prefer their outfits cute, comfortable and slightly inappropriate.

Perfect for casual days, camping trips, girls’ weekends or whenever you’re feeling a little feral.

• Bold vintage-inspired Bigfoot artwork
• Distressed finish for a worn-in retro look
• Designed to stand out on dark shirt colors
• Funny gift for sarcastic women and Bigfoot lovers
• Original Savage Shelf design

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with a relaxed fit and sewn-in label
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–3XL and Black color

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean