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A cheerful little reminder that none of this is permanent.
The Someday We’ll All Be Dead tee combines existential dread with flowers, butterflies and a beautifully unbothered skeleton. Its vintage-inspired artwork delivers dark humor without losing the pretty—perfect for women who cope with life by laughing at it.
Wear it year-round, save it for spooky season or gift it to the friend whose sense of humor is just the right amount of concerning.
• Detailed skeleton and floral artwork
• Vintage-inspired distressed finish
• Dark humor wrapped in cheerful colors
• Perfect for Halloween or everyday existential crises
• Original Savage Shelf design
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Available S–3XL and in 58 colors; sewn-in label for a clean neckline
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean