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A heavyweight garment-dyed tee with attitude — this relaxed-fit shirt blends vintage Halloween vibes with dark humor. The brown, soft-washed fabric carries a richly detailed front illustration: a skeletal grim reaper lifting a scythe among carved pumpkins, bats, and a full moon, framed by bold orange lettering that reads "Too Ghoul For Your Bullshit." The dye-after-construction process gives the color depth and a broken-in feel that only improves with wear. It sits comfortably across the shoulders and chest, draping casually for everyday wear or spooky-season hangs. Wear it to late-night bonfires, haunted house crawls, or when you want to let your sarcasm lead the conversation.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) - Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture - Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for consistent sizing S–4XL - Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean