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When your patience is officially gone, light the wick and let the room say it for you. This amber jar candle features the bold label “MY LAST FUCK — OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE,” bringing irreverent humor and a little cathartic drama to desks, bathrooms, bedside tables, and self-care corners. Choose from eight aromatic options, including festive fir and orange spice, warm cinnamon vanilla, creamy coconut and cardamom, vibrant peppered passionfruit, calming white sage and lavender, or fragrance-free illumination. Made with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, it burns with a clean, steady glow while the reusable glass vessel remains useful long after the final flame. A cheeky pick for burnout recovery, office survival, housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who has reached their limit and decided to make it atmospheric.
Product features
- Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, cotton wick, and glass jar
- Vegan, non-toxic, and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
- Reusable amber glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed as decor
- Available in eight aromatic scents, including an unscented option
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
My Last Fuck Candle 9oz
Sale price
$40.00
Regular price
$51.00
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Product features
- Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, cotton wick, and glass jar
- Vegan, non-toxic, and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
- Reusable amber glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed as decor
- Available in eight aromatic scents, including an unscented option
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
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