Guac Yourself Basic Bitch.

One of them knows exactly who she is. The other one is having a moment. This is every group chat, every brunch, every situation where someone needed to hear it and nobody wanted to say it.

Consider this shirt saying it for you.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most lived-in t-shirt you'll ever own. Garment dyed for that perfectly broken-in vintage look straight out of the bag.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — because this energy looks good in every colour.

— Garment dyed Comfort Colors 1717
— 100% ring-spun cotton
— Relaxed unisex fit — size up for oversized
— Machine washable
— Ships within 3-7 business days

You already know who you're buying this for. Send them the link. Let the shirt do the talking.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for sturdy comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean