Zero subtlety. Maximum Christmas spirit.

This festive goose came dressed for the occasion—knitted hat, patterned scarf, Christmas lights, and little holiday leg warmers included. Finished with “Festive AF” lettering and distressed red, green, and gold brushstrokes, it’s equal parts cute and ridiculous.

Wear it for Christmas shopping, holiday gatherings, or making your seasonal enthusiasm everyone else’s problem. A fun gift for goose lovers and that friend who starts decorating before Halloween is over.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth printing surface

• Fabric weight: 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)

• Relaxed adult fit for everyday comfort

• Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem provide stretch and shape retention

• Shoulder and neck twill tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching

Care instructions
Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron or steam on low heat, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.