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Pull on this garment-dyed tee and let your Thanksgiving mischief come to life. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton feels lived-in from the first wear—softened by the after-construction dye and a slightly vintage texture. Front art shows a cheeky skeleton savoring a roasted turkey with a raised glass and the phrase “The turkey got stuffed before I did. RUDE.” It’s playful, a little dark, and made to spark laughs around crowded tables or at low-key gatherings.

This shirt slips easily into cozy weekend routines: slow-cooking in the kitchen, driving to family dinners, or lingering by the fire with friends. The tubular knit and sewn-in label keep the silhouette clean and comfortable; double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean this tee holds up wash after wash. Choose from many garment-dyed colorways to match your mood—this piece ages nicely and gains character over time.

Made for people who like their holiday humor sarcastic and a touch irreverent. Wear it when you want to be part of the joke without shouting for attention. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and ends the night with a grin.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for a supple, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed, tubular knit without side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk finish for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with 62 color choices; sewn-in label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean