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Merry Christmas, you beautiful bastards. ππ
This skeleton has been dead for years and still has more holiday spirit than half your family. Lounging in her red armchair with a Santa hat, a cold drink and zero patience, she loves Christmas shit and the word fuck. Same.
The perfect shirt for people who like the holidays but don't want to be polite about it.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton β soft, long-lasting feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available Sβ4XL with sewn-in label and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean