Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz

Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz

9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth
$39.00 $51.00
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Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a black lid and a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' in bold black letters, placed on a wooden table in a warm, cozy indoor setting.
  • An amber glass jar candle with a lit flame sits on mossy ground in a forest setting. The front label reads “CALM YOUR TITS” with smaller warning text below, and two butterflies appear on either side.
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a black lid leaning beside it on a reflective surface. The front label reads “CALM YOUR TITS” with smaller warning text below.
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' in bold black letters, set on a wooden surface with a blurred fireplace and Christmas tree in the background.
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' stands on a wooden surface against a blurred city lights background.
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a black lid and a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' in bold black letters, placed on a wooden table in a warm, cozy indoor setting.
  • An amber glass jar candle with a lit flame sits on mossy ground in a forest setting. The front label reads “CALM YOUR TITS” with smaller warning text below, and two butterflies appear on either side.
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a black lid leaning beside it on a reflective surface. The front label reads “CALM YOUR TITS” with smaller warning text below.
  • Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' in bold black letters, set on a wooden surface with a blurred fireplace and Christmas tree in the background.
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a gold label reading 'CALM YOUR TITS' stands on a wooden surface against a blurred city lights background.
Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz

Calm Your Tits Candle 9oz

$39.00 $51.00
Size9oz
ColorAmber
Scent

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 A little reminder to pause, breathe, and calm your tits. This amber-jar soy candle brings a warm, cheeky touch to nightstands, bathroom shelves, workspaces, and cozy corners. Choose the atmosphere that fits your mood: festive orange spice and smoky fir, comforting cinnamon vanilla, creamy coconut and cardamom, bright peppered passionfruit, grounding white sage and lavender, or fragrance-free illumination. Light it during a quiet evening, a self-care reset, or whenever the day needs softer edges. Once the candle has burned down, clean the glass vessel and give it a second life as simple decor or storage.

Product features
- Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, cotton wick, glass jar, and essential-oil-infused fragrance options.
- Vegan, non-toxic, and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.
- Available in eight scent options, including seasonal, sweet, fruity, herbal, and unscented varieties.
- Reusable amber glass vessel can be cleaned and repurposed after the candle has burned.
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards.

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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