Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz

Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz

9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth
$40.00 $51.00
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Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a lit flame sits on mossy forest ground. The front label reads, 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red text.
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • Candle in an amber jar with a purple label on a shelf with books and a plant
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • A lit amber glass jar candle sits on a dark wooden surface with a blurred city lights bokeh background. The candle features a black label with the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red lettering.
  • Two amber glass jar candles with black lids and black labels featuring the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red. One candle is lit with a visible flame, and the other sits behind it on a wooden surface with blurred holiday lights in the background.
  • An amber glass jar candle with a black label featuring the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red lettering, set on a wooden table with a blurred fireplace and Christmas tree in the background.
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a black lid leaning beside it on a reflective surface. The front label reads, 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red text.
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • An amber glass jar candle with a lit flame sits on mossy forest ground. The front label reads, 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red text.
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • Candle in an amber jar with a purple label on a shelf with books and a plant
  • Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz
  • A lit amber glass jar candle sits on a dark wooden surface with a blurred city lights bokeh background. The candle features a black label with the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red lettering.
  • Two amber glass jar candles with black lids and black labels featuring the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red. One candle is lit with a visible flame, and the other sits behind it on a wooden surface with blurred holiday lights in the background.
  • An amber glass jar candle with a black label featuring the text 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red lettering, set on a wooden table with a blurred fireplace and Christmas tree in the background.
  • A lit amber glass jar candle with a black lid leaning beside it on a reflective surface. The front label reads, 'LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN' in white and red text.
Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz

Calm the F*ck Down Candle 9oz

$40.00 $51.00
Size9oz
ColorAmber
Scent

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 When the day has been loud, light this candle and let the room soften. “Light this candle when you need to CALM THE F*** DOWN” says what everyone is thinking, with bold black-and-white lettering and a sharp red accent on a warm amber jar. Choose the atmosphere that fits your reset: festive orange spice and pine, comforting cinnamon vanilla, creamy coconut and cardamom, bright peppered passionfruit, grounding white sage and lavender, or fragrance-free illumination. Made with a natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, it brings a little humor, warmth, and breathing room to desks, nightstands, reading corners, and end-of-day wind-down rituals. After the burn, clean and reuse the glass vessel as decor.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick and glass jar
- Vegan, non-toxic formula free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
- Available in eight aromatic options, including unscented fragrance-free illumination
- Reusable amber glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed as decor
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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