She woke up. She made the coffee. She opened the emails. She is doing the extra steps.

This is the shirt for the woman who has fully clocked what adulting actually is and has chosen to find it hilarious rather than devastating. She pays her bills. She shows up. She is also very aware of the absurdity of all of it.

Functioning. Barely. Fashionably.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment dyed, ring-spun cotton, the softest shirt you own by Thursday.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — surviving adulthood in every colour.