Description
Festive? Technically. Holding it together? Absolutely not.

This chaotic little possum is tangled in red ribbon, surrounded by shredded wrapping paper, and clearly done with the whole situation. Bold “Wrapped Up in Bullshit” lettering and distressed red-and-green artwork turn holiday overwhelm into something worth wearing.

Perfect for gift-wrapping disasters, family gatherings, and anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a generous helping of sarcasm. Gift it to your favourite festive mess—or keep it. You’ve dealt with enough.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth printing surface

• Fabric weight: 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)

• Relaxed adult fit for everyday comfort

• Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem provide stretch and shape retention

• Shoulder and neck twill tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching

Care instructions
Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron or steam on low heat, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.