This deer found the rainbow, found the wine, and has not looked at the time since.

She is not late. She is on her own schedule. It is wine o'clock. It has been wine o'clock. It will continue to be wine o'clock until further notice.

Time is a construct. Wine is not.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment dyed, ring-spun cotton, the softest shirt you own by Thursday.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — it's wine o'clock in every colour.