This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings dark humor and vintage charm to your everyday wardrobe. The design pairs a sultry skeletal figure lounging on a velvet chaise with the tongue-in-cheek line “Till death do us part — then I get the whole bed,” giving the shirt a playful gothic edge. The relaxed, roomy cut and soft, washed color make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it on coffee runs, casual nights out, or at low-key gatherings where sarcastic wit and retro artwork get noticed. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations — for those who appreciate mordant humor, retro horror aesthetics, and clothing that feels comfortable and familiar straight away.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity
- Size range S–3XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean