Tight Like A Clam. Wet Like The Tide.

She's winking. She has a pearl necklace. She has absolutely nothing to explain to you and she won't be taking questions.

This clam knows exactly what she is and she has made her peace with it — more than that, she's thriving. Unapologetic, unbothered, and dripping in confidence. Literally.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most lived-in t-shirt you'll ever own. Garment dyed for that perfectly broken-in vintage look straight out of the bag.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — because confidence comes in every colour.

— Garment dyed Comfort Colors 1717
— 100% ring-spun cotton
— Relaxed unisex fit — size up for oversized
— Machine washable
— Ships within 3-7 business days

You already know someone who needs this. It might be you. It's probably you.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for sturdy comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean