This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings sarcastic, dark-humored Thanksgiving energy to a relaxed everyday wardrobe. Soft, worn-in color and a vintage feel meet a bold, retro illustration: a cornucopia, pumpkins, and autumn foliage surround cheeky, irreverent lettering that flips holiday sentiment on its head. It sits oversized and easy across the shoulders, breaking up the usual seasonal decor with attitude — for people who prefer blunt laughs to saccharine traditions. Wear it to low-key gatherings, fall market strolls, or when you just want your outfit to say what you’re thinking without saying it out loud.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction - Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk cotton and sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean