Merry Christmas, you beautiful bastards. 🎄🥃

Fuzzy hat, fuzzier robe, a whiskey in one hand, a cigar in the other, and a decked-out RV parked behind him. He's not here to be polite. He's here to ruin your holiday dinner and enjoy every second of it.

The perfect shirt for the guy (or girl) who shows up to Christmas with zero filter and a full tank.

Why you'll love it

• Bold vintage-style Christmas design with distressed collegiate lettering
• Garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee that feels broken-in from day one
• 100% ring-spun cotton, soft and durable
• Relaxed, boxy unisex fit (size up for an oversized look)
• Great for holiday parties, white elephant swaps, Secret Santa and Christmas morning

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean