Prickly As Fuck. Deal With It.

Arms crossed. Flower on her head. Tiny heart on her pot. She is adorable and she will absolutely not be changing for anyone — she has tried that and it did not work out for either party.

This cactus has fully accepted what she is and she is asking you to do the same. Respectfully. Or not. She genuinely does not care either way.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most lived-in t-shirt you'll ever own. Garment dyed for that perfectly broken-in vintage look straight out of the bag.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — prickly looks good in every colour.

— Garment dyed Comfort Colors 1717
— 100% ring-spun cotton
— Relaxed unisex fit — size up for oversized
— Machine washable
— Ships within 3-7 business days

For everyone who has stopped apologising for exactly who they are. You know who you are.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for sturdy comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean