Fresh. Local. Completely out of patience.

This gloriously unimpressed cabbage showed up in work boots, won the harvest ribbon and has nothing left to give. The vintage farmers-market composition combines purple cabbage, garden vegetables, wildflowers and rude humor in a design weird enough to get noticed—but polished enough to wear outside the garden.

This is the calculated wildcard of the Fall 2026 collection: ideal for gardeners, farmers-market people, vegetable obsessives and anyone who appreciates an extremely specific bad attitude.

The details:

• Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee

• 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Soft-washed, lived-in feel

• Relaxed unisex fit

• Printed to order in the USA

Fit: Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Size up one or two sizes for an intentionally oversized look. Please use the size chart before ordering.

Care: Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design or dry clean.

Please note: Garment-dyed fabric naturally has slight shade variations. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available in sizes S–3XL, sewn-in label, offered in many color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean