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This cat has been sitting in that coffee cup since Monday and she has no plans to leave. She has accepted where things are. She is, in fact, fine. Everything is fine. Nothing is fine. She knows.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment dyed, ring-spun cotton, the softest shirt you own by Thursday.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — because the spiral looks good in every colour.

Order one. Wear it to your next obligation. Let it do the talking.