All this shit just to get home.

Welcome to the Holiday Travel Club—where the journey is a disaster and the motel definitely wasn’t your first choice.

Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles, this vintage-style design features the El Rancho Motel, a wood-paneled car, a plane, and a train in a snowy roadside scene. Retro lettering and the “All This Shit Just to Get Home” slogan bring the holiday travel chaos together.

Made for fans who recognize the reference, quote their favorite comedies, and consider getting home for the holidays an endurance sport.

Wear it for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday road trips, or your annual movie rewatch. It also makes a funny gift for the film buff or travel-weary friend who will get the joke immediately.

The destination is home. The itinerary is bullshit.

Savage Shelf

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage texture and faded color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Available sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label for a clean neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean