She warned you. Nicely, even. That part is on you.

This is the shirt for the woman who gives exactly one chance and means it. She is not dramatic. She is not overreacting. She simply has a very clear policy and she has always been consistent about it.

Consider this your final notice. Wear it accordingly.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment dyed, ring-spun cotton, the softest shirt you own by Thursday.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — a fair warning in every colour.