“From the windows to the walls—deck this bitch with shiny balls.” Sweet vintage Christmas artwork meets unapologetic humor, featuring two children decorating a tree, wrapped gifts, and a festive little dog. A playful pick for holiday decorating, Christmas parties, and gifting someone who loves a naughty twist on tradition.

Why you'll love it:

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 62 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean