Classy As Fuck. Petty As Hell T-shirt

She has standards. She also has a list. Both are non-negotiable.

This is the shirt for the woman who sends a very polite email and then immediately screenshots it for the group chat. She is composed. She is elegant. She remembers everything.

Classy enough to get away with it. Petty enough to want to.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment dyed, ring-spun cotton, the softest shirt you own by Thursday.

Available in Black, Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Violet, and Blossom — sophisticated in every shade.