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Certified Dumpster Fire Manager Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
S / Heliconia
Sale price
$64.00
Regular price
$93.00
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Product Type: Sweatshirt
Some people bring the cocoa. Others keep the whole holiday gathering moving. This cozy black crewneck celebrates the unofficial hero of the season: the Certified Dumpster Fire Manager. With bold red-and-white lettering framed by playful Christmas trees, flames, snowflakes, and festive patterns, it brings a little humor to crowded kitchens, family gatherings, office parties, and chaotic holiday mornings. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend feels warm and dependable, while the classic fit keeps the look relaxed and easy to wear. It’s made for the person who can laugh through the mess—and somehow still get everyone home with leftovers.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for a relaxed, clean-cut look
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smoother appearance
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband help maintain shape
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Certified Dumpster Fire Manager Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
Sale price
$64.00
Regular price
$93.00
Size Chart
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Some people bring the cocoa. Others keep the whole holiday gathering moving. This cozy black crewneck celebrates the unofficial hero of the season: the Certified Dumpster Fire Manager. With bold red-and-white lettering framed by playful Christmas trees, flames, snowflakes, and festive patterns, it brings a little humor to crowded kitchens, family gatherings, office parties, and chaotic holiday mornings. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend feels warm and dependable, while the classic fit keeps the look relaxed and easy to wear. It’s made for the person who can laugh through the mess—and somehow still get everyone home with leftovers.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for a relaxed, clean-cut look
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smoother appearance
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband help maintain shape
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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