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This one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e— Garment dyed Comfort Colors 1717\u003cbr\u003e— 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e— Relaxed unisex fit — size up for oversized\u003cbr\u003e— Machine washable\u003cbr\u003e— Ships within 3-7 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor everyone who has been called too much by people who simply couldn't handle it. 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