{"product_id":"my-last-fuck-candle-9oz","title":"My Last Fuck Candle 9oz","description":"When your patience is officially gone, light the wick and let the room say it for you. This amber jar candle features the bold label “MY LAST FUCK — OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE,” bringing irreverent humor and a little cathartic drama to desks, bathrooms, bedside tables, and self-care corners. Choose from eight aromatic options, including festive fir and orange spice, warm cinnamon vanilla, creamy coconut and cardamom, vibrant peppered passionfruit, calming white sage and lavender, or fragrance-free illumination. Made with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, it burns with a clean, steady glow while the reusable glass vessel remains useful long after the final flame. A cheeky pick for burnout recovery, office survival, housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who has reached their limit and decided to make it atmospheric.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, cotton wick, and glass jar\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, non-toxic, and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable amber glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed as decor\u003cbr\u003e- Available in eight aromatic scents, including an unscented option\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50923891851483,"sku":"81191355843619808104","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50923891884251,"sku":"16896873727200452175","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Coconut Cream + Cardamom","offer_id":50923891917019,"sku":"14030715220935999485","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Clean Cotton","offer_id":50923891949787,"sku":"15750112966525478165","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Sea Salt + Orchid","offer_id":50923891982555,"sku":"16261980058712621609","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Unscented","offer_id":50923892015323,"sku":"54433126111991190742","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50923892048091,"sku":"20519788464469855008","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Ocean Water","offer_id":50923892080859,"sku":"14094592022423067138","price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/4058\/2363\/files\/Lit_amber_candle_beside_black_lid.png?v=1792880649","url":"https:\/\/savageshelf.com\/products\/my-last-fuck-candle-9oz","provider":"Savage Shelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}