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The vintage farmers-market composition combines purple cabbage, garden vegetables, wildflowers and rude humor in a design weird enough to get noticed—but polished enough to wear outside the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the calculated wildcard of the Fall 2026 collection: ideal for gardeners, farmers-market people, vegetable obsessives and anyone who appreciates an extremely specific bad attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Soft-washed, lived-in feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Printed to order in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit: Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Size up one or two sizes for an intentionally oversized look. Please use the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Garment-dyed fabric naturally has slight shade variations. 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